bunny eating rasberries
it gave the bun lipstick
The perfect cake
(c)Darklite Knight 2014
She threw on a dress, we jumped on the bikes and found a couple nice spots in our bike trails.
Went for a little bike ride yesterday…
He used to flinch as I pruned myself- who pours boiling oil down their own ramparts? But my blossom bruises needed watering somehow. My scar-streaked body was barely worthy enough to be an object. A chair. A vase. A frame.
One drunken night he shouted, “You’ve made me want you and now I’m fucking weak! I fucking hate you for it!! I hate you because you could be phenomenal, and you’re fucking wasting it by giving yourself to everyone!!!”
With a fistful of hair he dragged me to the wall and threw me against it, and as my temples flared with hot throbbing, a virgin fear germinated and fevered my mind; a foreign shame I had never before allowed through security.
We both broke down on the side of our sex. I sobbed like a child until his shoulder was salty; soaked. My masochistic ache for brutality had been satiated, but that night for the first time, tear-stained in his lap, I allowed myself to indulge in the light-side-of-the-moon fantasies I’d stifled; trampled. For the first time, I granted resurrection to the faint ghost desires locked away in ancient crypts.
Spank me, choke me, hit me, restrain me- I’ll come for you once. Cuddle me, tuck me in, kiss my forehead, bring my rabbit stuffie- I’ll come twice and thrice from the long-denied tenderness, from that softly erotic touch I’d thought too gentle to deserve.
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"
this is great.
I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke
Thank the gods for Weird Al
As much as I can be against prescriptivism, I can’t help but love this.
Especially because I agree with the above comment; fuck the disgusting original lyrics.
I will argue the ex/es-presso issue every time (both “ex” and “es” are the the same prefix in Latin and modern Italian, sooo…what does it matter…) and I will join the anti-prescriptivists…but honestly I adore this video. A lot.
Same. I love it. All songs with gross rape-y lyrics should be changed into songs about language.